My Farce

On a casual Monday morning, Henry, a Vietnam war veteran who was disabled, and his good old friend Bratislav, a russian-american who is building the biggest toilet in the world, were walking through the park, when suddenly they find themselves with a little girl who is crying. At first Henry and Bratislav aren't sure what to do, or what to ask, until Bratislav decides to ask the girl,(In a Russian accent) "What is the matter, girl?" and she answered, "I'm lost, I was with my parents, but saw this apple tree and wondered if you stick a straw through this apple would you be able to have a pure apple juice, and as I was investigating my parents left off, now I don't know what to do." Henry came up and said," Don't worry little girl we'll find your parents, do have any idea where they are?"she answered, "Yes, they said we were going to have chicharron at the Mountain restaurant." Henry and Bratislav decided that they would help this girl out and take her to the Mountain restaurant where her parents were. When they told the girl their plan she smiled and said to them, "By the way my name is Katie." Bratislav and Henry introduced themselves and began their journey. Once they got to the mountains peak, Henry asked for the directions of the Mountain Restaurant and was told that the only way he was going to get there was skiing. After some thought Bratislav, Henry and Katie took some skies and took off. Suddenly in the middle of the trip Henry falls into Bratislav's giant toilet, with no special gear to get him out, it would take too long, however little Katie had taken with her one apple branch, which helped to bring henry back up into the surface and continue their journey.

When they where almost there, Bratislav, Henry, and Katie were stopped by a police patrol, who was wondering why two elderly men were skiing with a little seven year old girl. Suspicious about the parent story Henry and Bratislav told the police, then all of a sudden one of the officers decides to detain these men until their story could be proven, but Katie persuades the police officers into believing their story. So the police officers decide to let go Bratislav and Henry under one condition, they would take them to the Mountain Restaurant where Katie's parents were suppose to be.

As soon as they arrived, Katie ran into the restaurant and found her parents, and hugged them like never before. At the end all of them ate chicharron.